March 29, 2012

Menage a Trois

It's unnerving enough when a woman hears her man utter another woman's name with lust and awe, when in fact the one in front of him is wondering what colorful thoughts are running through his mind.  A little game of musical chairs in bed or around his comfy loft invites the devout holy thoughts of engaging in a menage a trois.  Yes, exactly!   More men than women will voice their thoughts of steaming up their mirrors and windows by inviting additional company of a lover.  The third lover is the 'trois' in this scene.   Three people engaging in sex at the same time gets minds wandering with whom, where and at what pace. Does pace really matter?   If all three consenting lovers choose to audition for certain parts in this fantasy, rest assure this lucky man will be grinning for quite a long time!    As we travel off into his flickering brain, he's the man who basks in the glory while watching two ladies dance around his nether regions while holding their attention in this mirage.   Among hearing people engage in a debate over such zealous activities, inquiring minds agree it is best to establish rules before engaging in Ooooo's.

Courtesy: Google-Flickr, Menage a Toi
1.   Be open to the experience and be sensible.
      Remember three's a crowd and feelings can get hurt.

2.   Know your boundaries and be fair.
      Discuss what sexual actions are permissible or not.

3.   Keep it light and fun.
      Remember it's an experience more than a lifestyle for many lovers.

4.  Vacate judgement if possible.
     Some things in life are meant to be experienced than analyzed!

5.  Common sense rule:
     Practice safe sex unless you're ready to play the baby daddy game.

*Threesomes are not for everyone.
Some lovers in life are not meant to be shared! ;)

March 22, 2012

J'ai Envie de Toi

Courtesy: Les Infideles

"Didn't your mother ever teach you anything about staring?"-French Kiss, 1995 

Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi ce Soir, Mon Cher?

"I'm a bed breaker."  Oh really, we shall see!
Those seeking a change to their rendezvous style can consider assessing their bed's attributes to decide whether they need to embrace a new bed while taking 'ooo la la' to a new level.    Between plush pillows, satin sheets, soft scents, subtle breezes, smooth skin and robust bodies asking to be touched, Loverville requires its residents to swim in comfortable beds.  

Which type of bed do you prefer for your horizontal tango sessions?

Courtesy: Oyster

Courtesy: Lomme

Courtesy: Oyster

March 13, 2012

Ecoute-Moi, Ma Cherie!

It's about time to set the record straight, kegel exercises do work! Ask the men who experience the benefits of their ladies working out their lady parts as well men who practice them (yes, men do so as well) can perform better in the 'ooo la la' department. Kegel exercises enable women and men to work out the inner muscles of their treasures, yes, the vagina and the penis.

Ladies usually squeeze and release the muscles in the vagina, the same neighborhood where muscles to contract and release urine exist.   One set of exercise comprises of holding (contracting) and then releasing those muscles 10 seconds at a time. Sooo...

Hold for 5 seconds.
Hold for 5 seconds.
Hold for 5 Seconds.
Hold for 5 Seconds.
(Try increasing the hold time to 10 seconds as you get use to it).

Now do 10 sets of 5 above. In no time, you will be a Kegels pro!
Keep your lady parts firm, fit and fab!
As for men, click here to understand the Kegels phenomenon.


March 8, 2012

Encore une fois...

Courtesy:  avariley.tumblr

"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" -- Rita Rudner

March 6, 2012

All Rise in Loverville!

Stop yawning and rise -- for going early to bed is over rated, not to mention a sin in Loverville. One can fore go the fear of tired eyes by trading in the yawning for 'ooo la la' goodies that grant a mesmerizing glow to the body and a powerful zing to the brain.    Where does one seek those 'ooo la la' goodies?    Sex toys have been popular for several decades yet research shows the first sex shop originated in 1962 in Germany, a trail blazer in the sex shop business before sex shops started sprouting in the United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Italy and locations.   These shops specialize in selling lingerie, sex toys...basically any paraphernalia that will enhance the pleasures of those engaging in sexual activities. Most of these shops are dual gender friendly, where as some may target audiences of specific sexual orientations.  Ultimately, these shops serve as modes of entertainment while engaging clientele to explore their sexuality on a broader platform.

Courtesy: Cracked
"Locking up Anderson"

Here is a list of few famous sex shops worth mentioning:
1.  Good Vibrations, San Francisco & Brookline
2.  Xandria, San Francisco
3.  Babeland, Seattle & Manhattan
4.  St. Mark's Place, Manhattan
5.  Ann Summers, United Kingdom

Yoga for Better Sex

Courtesy: Becky Back

Top Five Yoga Poses for Better Sex

1.  Downward Dog
2.  Tree
3.  Plank
4.  Cobra
5.  Bridge

Orgasmic Meditations