Fifty Shades of Ooo La La

Calling Birth Control!

People are either being chased or doing the chasing in the game of love.  Once caught in this maze of romance, lovers need to assess if they want to use birth control in their 'ooo la la' sessions or venture out au natural.   If one is not ready to hear the pattering of little feet, then perhaps using precaution is a wise choice.

Here are the most common forms of birth control:
Basal Temperature Birth Control
Pull Out Method
Condoms
Birth Control Pills
(Common pills are Yasmin, Ortho-tricyclen, etc.)

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A crying baby is the best form of birth control.  ~Carole Tabron

Encore une fois...

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"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" -- Rita Rudner

All Rise in Loverville!

Stop yawning and rise -- for going early to bed is over rated, not to mention a sin in Loverville. One can fore go the fear of tired eyes by trading in the yawning for 'ooo la la' goodies that grant a mesmerizing glow to the body and a powerful zing to the brain.    Where does one seek those 'ooo la la' goodies?    Sex toys have been popular for several decades yet research shows the first sex shop originated in 1962 in Germany, a trail blazer in the sex shop business before sex shops started sprouting in the United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Italy and locations.   These shops specialize in selling lingerie, sex toys...basically any paraphernalia that will enhance the pleasures of those engaging in sexual activities. Most of these shops are dual gender friendly, where as some may target audiences of specific sexual orientations.  Ultimately, these shops serve as modes of entertainment while engaging clientele to explore their sexuality on a broader platform.

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"Locking up Anderson"

Here is a list of few famous sex shops worth mentioning:
1.  Good Vibrations, San Francisco & Brookline
2.  Xandria, San Francisco
3.  Babeland, Seattle & Manhattan
4.  St. Mark's Place, Manhattan
5.  Ann Summers, United Kingdom

Orgasmic Meditations

Olive Oil for Orgasms

Olive oil is not just oil -- it can be an elixir for those stuck in a rut in Loverville. The same Mediterranean component that grants us internal  health benefits such as anti-aging, smoother skin and a healthy glow can be a similar driving force behind granting longer lasting orgasms.    For those still scratching their heads, yes,  olive oil can be used for massage and a few hits of 'ooo la la'.

So if one is playing Taboo, here are your words:

Gliding, Riding, Moaning, Heat, Ecstasy

'Sex' anyone?

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....Like Another Hit of Expresso?

Thomas Crown: May I ask you a very personal question?
Catherine Banning: Why not.

Thomas Crown: Would you like another hit of espresso?
[Catherine looks confused.]
Thomas Crown: Would you..

Catherine Banning: ..like another hit of espresso, that's the very personal question?
Thomas Crown: That's as good as it gets.

Catherine Banning: Excuse me, may I ask you a very personal question?
Thomas Crown: Oh sure, by all means.

Catherine Banning: Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?
Thomas Crown: Is that the question?
Catherine Banning: Yes that's it.

Thomas Crown: Now why should I answer your question when you didn't seriously commit to my espresso?
Catherine Banning: All right, then I'll seriously commit to your espresso.

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Sensual Biting

Ooh...Ahh...Mmm!  Sensual biting brings different sorts of pleasures to those who seek it and as well to those who offer their mighty mouths to navigate their beloved's body, part by part, gliding along this sensual journey in Loverville.   Being bitten or biting a lover is not everyones' forte, though  don't knock it until you've tried it!     It's best recommended to try this activity on a lover whom you know well rather than someone new on a first date. For not all people perceive biting past its primal instinct so do proceed with caution.    Some may perceive it to be a sadistic act while others may be open to releasing some steam with those sensual bites leading to a greater finale.   

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All those in Loverville, here are the do's and don'ts of biting:

DO

~Bite gently and keep it QUICK,  long bites are not sexy leaving your partner in pain rather than pleasure

~Remember you're playing Casanova, not Hannibal

~Bite in places that awaken the senses such the neck, the back, behind the knees, calves, the belly...

~Rotate the places where you bite, to keep the senses alert at all times

~Pace Yourself

DON'T

~Produce sound effects while biting, focus on the act and the response

~Bite random places

~Bite to make your lover bleed

~Ask how it feels after every bite

~Continue biting if your partner has voiced reservations with it

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Remember This...

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Welcome

"Touche Moi Ici" is dedicated to all readers who are interested in enriching their life cocktails with a mix of sensuality, sexuality and more 'ooo la la'.    As Ms. Wake Up embraces the altar in "Break Up or Wake Up", she embarks upon a new adventure that welcomes everyone to lay back, relax and unzip those ...

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